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The Quick and the Dead

Dreamhost decided to revert my database back to just before I finished this post, effectively unpublishing it and returning the rest of my typos. I thankfully left it open in a browser on my laptop. So this post is now amazing, not because it's any good, but because it survived being put down like a sick dog. It gets to live.

I'm on hold trying to straiten out 3 of 4 billing snafus companies have me in. The first two were easy, this one Broadvoic…

21 Dog Years is horrible

21 dog years sucked
First off I wont finish this book, none of the reviewers or the author will probably mind. The book 21 Dog Years - Doing time @ amazon.com by Mike Daisey is funny, well written and mostly about Mike Daisey's love affair with the cult of amazon.com. I say mostly because I don't care to finish it and he's just as likely to join any other cult before the book ends. He starts off as a slacker with a degree in Aesthetics and works phones for amazon e…

So much to write

I think movable type is holding me back.

Anyway while I prepare a letter I wrote to be a news post (It was an answer to the question "How do I get my site onto Google?" which I over answered at work.) Enjoy this.

security_fence.jpg

I found it from a post on reddit, but apparently it was done by cartoonist Clay Bennett. And I said enjoy, which means I think it's funny, but honestly I don't. I think the state of things is pretty sad when it comes to our rights to pr…

Tracts for Everyone!

I some how came across an old comic called Chick Tract which is a comic by this intolerant artist Jack Chick. He's a Christian fundamentalist and his comics usually condemns other religions, even catholics. Here's the "tract" that caught my eye.

That Crazy Guy
Girl gets scolded for acting like a human.
"A physician appears and notifies Suzi that she has contracted a STD. The particular STD depends on the version ‚Äì in the 1980 version, it is herpes, while in the 1992 version, it is gono…

Dear Roborooter.

I am at sarah's. She is cool, and my girlfriend. She loves me. And wine. but maybe not as much as I love wine.

Tee-hehe

(that's sarah's laugh)

We just spend some time reading her old diaries from 1992, she says lots about herself from back then. Bad speller, angsty, named her diary chi-chi. It's interesting. I used to write stories about kids who had aliens kill them and then the ambulance would come and the doctors would bring them back to life.…

Ikea Lamp

One of my favorite directors (and I don't really care about directors) is Spike Jonze. He's mostly done music videos and commercials. I just found out that he did an Ikea ad that I found quite funny. So in honor of that...

Ikea Lamp Ad

Fly Guy

FLY GUY

This is how video games used to be, back in the day.

Ahh nastalgia.

Modern Living / Neurotica series

This one I found reminds me of The Manhole a game a played on an old obscure cd rom based video game system that my parents got me because they wouldn't let me play regular videogames. To be fair she probably got a good deal on them. I hear it was a mac game.

-Francis

URGENT DEAR FRIEND...

Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2005 09:17:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: timi souwarinSubject: URGENT DEAR FRIEND...
To: andregaertner@t-online.de (Must be some sort of forwarder)

Dear friend,

This letter may come to you as a suprise due to the fact that we have not yet met.The message could be strange but real if you pay some attention,I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity;Please accept my sincere apologies in bringin this message …

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