The MEGABUS

Rick was driving north on I-95, he had to find an uplink or this whole trip had been for nothing. “Rose, scan the vehicles ahead.” His onboard computer sprang into action attempting to connect to internal networks of each and every car on the road around him. “No joy” she responded. All the cars either were too outdated to allow wireless access or detected their connection attempt and shut it down before they could get in. Rick sped past the cars in front of him, he had to find what he was looking for and these cars weren’t going to help.

It had been three long weeks since he had access to the ‘hub. Way too long for any self respecting keyboard cowboy. Back in 2017 when the loss of net neutrality caused the global collapse the internet as we knew it, all of the east coast had lost their uplinks to the internet. The Silicon Valley was the only place where you could get a reliable public connection and nobody dared to go there anymore. The internet wasn’t dead it was just hard to get to. Large corporations had the only uplinks and provided their own cell and wifi coverage to only their most elite customers. Having cast off the chains of debt and credit cards Rick was not considered an “Elite” customer. As a result it was hard to get online, and he had code to push.

Three quick “BEEP BEEP BEEP” sounded over the music, Rose flashed all the HUD’s alarms. His modified 6LOWPAN radio had picked up packets from a speed trap up ahead. He toggled back on his transponder and slowed down to the regulation 75 MPH. 6LOWPAN was supposed to be the savior of the net, allowing us to put all our devices online in distributed low power mesh networks. At one point you could send packets from New York to Boston via the ip6 mesh. The powers that be had different plans however. Private security had taken over the spectrum. Civilians quickly lost access to private low power networks and if you ran your own you were accused of interfering with national security and shut down.

Once he was sure he was clear of the trap Rick switched off the transponder and increased to hunting speed. This made him invisible to the EZPass speed checkpoints that littered the highway every few miles. They’d have no idea how fast he was going. It randomized his UUID whenever he switched it back on and appeared to be just another vehicle on the road. This got him past tolls and checkpoints. Even in this day and age it took the government a few weeks to even notice anything was out of the ordinary. Any tickets they would want to issue ended up in someone else’s inbox.

“Pay Dirt!” Rose exclaimed. A Fung Wah bus was up ahead and it had a connection to the net! Fung Wah had long since been shut down, but their buses still drove the roads. Their drivers were able to pick up the buses on the cheap after the company went bankrupt and had organized their own routes free of oversight and regulation. It was pretty lucrative. Luckily the bus’s uplink hardware was valuable enough that it remained in service and if you rode the bus you could use it to connect to your own systems. Someone on this bus had it activated and was using it right now!

Rick pulled up alongside the bus in the driver’s blind spot. If the driver or the passenger noticed him, either in real life or cyberspace, he’d be shutdown, reported and locked out from all uplinks until he could cycle his hardware address and that took weeks. Rose started the connection attempt. It was almost too easy. He had his 128 bit address in no time at all, and routes to all the backbones populated almost instantly. It was never this easy. The passenger on the bus either had no security or had seen him coming miles away. “Fuck it, git push.. wha!?” Rick was cut off by a squeal of sound. The whole car shuddered and the smell of magic blue smoke sifted into his nostrils. The safety circuits kicked in and the car drifted slowly to the side of the highway. It stopped, dead. What happened! Had been back hacked? “Rose!”

After what seemed like an eternity Rick was able to get the car to spring back to life. It took flashing the firmware in his starter circuits twice to get the engine running. Rose had detected the hack and shut everything down before the hacker on the Fung Wah bus could get too far. The navigation and scanning circuits were toast however. Not only were they hacked but the hacker had decided to pump emergency current into their subsystems and destroy $30,000 worth of equipment. Rose and the rest of his systems were fine. He could drive. And he better leave before any private security showed up to see why he stopped.

That was close but he couldn’t give up.

“You wont believe this” Rose piped up. It had been two hours and they had almost reached their destination. Rick had feared they wouldn’t be able to push any code tonight. “It’s a MEGABUS”. MEGABUS had been one of the few companies to survive the collapse. Every bus had power and material hookups at every luxury leather seat, and most importantly a corporate uplink connection active 24/7 for use by all passengers. Rick wasn’t going to mess around this time. He killed his lights and activated stealth mode. Rose picked up and identified packets from all 36 of the passengers on the megabus. Most were encrypted but one was downloading a ton of data. Mostly facebook, twitter and netflix. Streaming video on the east coast!? Gluttonous. This guy wouldn’t notice a little extra bandwidth. Rose cloned his MAC and carefully connected to the bus. Connections to twitter and the hub were successful. “I’m in” she reported. “Alright, easy now. cd johnny-five, git push origin master.” Rose connected via SSH to github and started pushing binary blobs of robot control data. “Eta 137 seconds” she reported. Rick decided to tweet.

There was only 30 seconds left when the MEGABUS driver noticed him and pulled hard to the right narrowly missing Rick as he slammed on the breaks. “We’re losing signal!” Rose yelled out as the bus sped away. 20 Seconds! Rick sped up, this time right behind the bus. It slammed on it’s breaks, and broke off towards an exit. Rose quickly deduced the situation “The Fung Wah hacker must have reported us to all uplinks in the area, they knew we were there from the second we pulled up!” Rick yanked on the wheel and slammed the pedal. Even if it meant leaving the safety of the highway he wasn’t going to drop this connection. 5 seconds left! He pulled ahead of the bus and slammed on his breaks. Time for some of the your own medicine! The buses safety circuits kicked in and the bus slammed on it’s brakes skidding to a halt before tapping Rose’s bumper. It would need a visual inspection before it was allowed to drive again. “Git push complete.”

Rick sped off into the night.

Bosty by Richard Cox