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php/blogs etc

Boy it's been a long time..

Well back at it then.

I've been spending some time with wordpress while setting up my mothers new website. She wants to make it do all sorts of fancy things and she doesn't want to learn html or have to deal with php. The php (the language wordpress is written in) I can understand. Who wants to learn a programming language when all they want to do is make a web site...

Alright I'm not sure if I was being sarcastic or n…

Almost home..

I almost have a new home.. that is to say, I almost have an overpriced place to stay in someone else's building. In fact the reason I don't yet is because some guy who spent 3 hours showing us the place and negotiating with the landlord for a lower rate (this is probably the only good thing he did and it was because he made a mistake.) wants $6048 for his troubles and I don't want to pay him right away.

I cant either, we did this entire thing thi…

60 second sunburn

Having recently received a major sunburn to a large area of my back, my ears perked up when I heard this story covered on "60 Second Science"

July 31, 2007: 60-Second Science
Caffeine, Exercise May Protect Skin From Sun
Studies with mice found that moderate amounts of caffeine and exercise lowered the skin cancer risk from UV light exposure. Karen Hopkin reports.

Listen here, it will only take a minute.

They said the mice they observed had abou…

Home again.

I'm home again, still had one more day off. I called the real estate lady, and my landlord for the lease extension. Should have the later sorted out by tomorrow evening.

Oy...

It's good to be home. =)

-Francis

This blog is not yet rated

And hopefully my blog will never will be rated. I'm going to write the way I want to and if it pisses off your fucking parents then so be it. But come on, how many readers can I really have anyway? And how many would have parents who would still give a damn what they read on the internet. At the very least I'm more tasteful then the stile project.

But lets get back to the point. While my blog may not be for general consumption (I have a very limi…

My next post isn't about me.

I've had some time to write, but I chose another topic besides my self, I'll fill you all in on my trip, just not now.

-Francis

Pros before Hoes

JULIET
Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love?

Nurse
Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a
courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I
warrant, a virtuous,--Where is your mother?

JULIET
Where is my mother! why, she is within;
Where should she be? How oddly thou repliest!
'Your love says, like an honest gentleman,
Where is your mother?'

I love Shakespeare. I also love Shakespeare inspired shirts.

How do I phrase this?

We're leaving one of our ISP's here at work. And I was asked to take care of it. We're still on contract but they broke it long long ago. I'll have logs of downed an unacceptably high latency connections and all the excuses they've given us over the months. But I need to start the ball rolling by writing a letter. This is what I have so far...

To: Towerstream
Subject: Termination of Service  

John,
We'd like to leave your shitty fucking service …

Citizen Kane (The union forever)

The Union Forever
Words and Music by Jack White
Consists primarily of extracts from
The film "Citizen Kane" released in 1941
Written by Orson Welles and Herman J. Mankiewicz

This post mostly written by Patrick Ferris and stolen from Broken Bricks

Update A video showing a lot of these parallels.


It can't be love ¹
For there is no true love `2
It can't be love
For there is no true love

Sure I'm C.F.K. `3
But you gotta love me `4
The cost, no man c…

Exercises In Style

There was this convention in New York last weekend that if I had more time (or were two people) I would have gone to, but I was just too tired. It was called the "MoCCA art festival" and from what I can gather it was amazing. Hundreds(?) on artists from most of my favorite webcomics attended. I could have met them all. On the other hand I went to the Cony Island Mermaid Parade instead and got to see Adam Savage among hundreds of other crazy inter…

Louis XIV

This is my weekly top artists at Last.fm. Not at the time of this writing, but as of right now.

Removed

Last.fm is a music tracking service that lets you see what you've listened to and recommended what's good. Part of their terms of service is that all your data is yours, free to delete and copy and access at all times. (Google has a similar outlook but I still haven't seen ways of getting all your data out..) Now because that ticker is bound to…

Tracts for Everyone!

I some how came across an old comic called Chick Tract which is a comic by this intolerant artist Jack Chick. He's a Christian fundamentalist and his comics usually condemns other religions, even catholics. Here's the "tract" that caught my eye.

That Crazy Guy
Girl gets scolded for acting like a human.
"A physician appears and notifies Suzi that she has contracted a STD. The particular STD depends on the version ‚Äì in the 1980 version, it is herpes, while in the 1992 version, it is gono…

Get OUT OF MY CAR!

From: Francis Gulotta
Sent: Monday, May 14, 2007 8:57 AM
To: 'Brian' (My boss)
Subject: Late

I'm on the bridge I'll be about 15 minutes late. In other news there's a crazy retired cop yelling at the passengers telling people about how he yelled at a lady to "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR" and how she feared for her life. He's now talking about sky scrapers... 7 of them... This guy is crazy.
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

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